Evolved or ignorant?

With a vote 2-1, between myself and two strip club DJs is that marriage is a man made institution and not an evolutionary ladder rung that's come naturally.
No I don't think these stripclub djs opinions are biased.

Why do you ask?

Still whenever I eat an onion I can't help but think of the NPR story about the application of heat to food as a turning point in human evolution....or how good they taste with eggs.

The point is, should I ignore this because my naturally insubordinate nature forces me to reject logic...and the man made institution seems logical, but the chaos to go about it seems illogical.

....for example a wedding last month took place between a woman pregnant with a vacation passed out sex "miracle" and her former boss, now if they name it:
"

"Hatteras, NC" I will have a seizure.

The illogical nature of this and other "Maury" type situations surrounding relationships makes me REALLY reject the notion of this disgusting man made institution.
However whenever I work with Abuela, I can't really help but hope that I won't have to teach my cat to dial 911 if I will live the life of auntie "spinster".

An example of my deep seated insubordination, can only be on time if I am not told to be, and get work done when I am told it doesn't matter, and occasionally I snort when I laugh...

However I have to tell you that some of the greatest most motivating conversations I'm having from the strange mentors in my life are in Spanish and with strip club DJs and regular DJs.

Thanks career, you've really put me on top!

Yes I did just watch a  full season of 30 rock, which is why I'm so full of quips, and no I did not order tofu with pork fried rice.....

Thanks for listening, except for the one person I told not to read my blog, which is probably the only person reading it, so PLEASE stop.

Thanks, by the way I hope no one reads these, they're MY therapy.