C'est Evident

In a letter to my neighbor: Dear Hugh,

Hey, so Steve, Malik, & I rousted that prostitute attempting to squat in Ed's apartment now that he's moved out. We're instituting a no tolerance policy within a square block radius, because we believe she has keys. Do you know which lesion heroin addict hooker I'm talking about? She's got brown hair & wears the same clothes all the time. Constantly wearing a hood. If you see her, scare the bitch the fuck off. Matt said he would call the police.

The community project starts NOW.....