Who should hit me up?

If you have type O+ blood, if you want to put me as your beneficiary on your life insurance policy?
If you are a criminal attorney?
If you own an island?
If you have super powers or are a mad scientist?
If you are a millionaire and not happy with the human race?
If you don't mind that my life is classified, literally?
If you have a plane?
If you have a yacht?
If you have a compound and an arsenal?
If you like traveling to third world countries with a different name?