C'est Evident

Do you want to see my ex boyfriends?

You could never guess..

I started with a successful, adorable, romantic hebrew......

....and left him for a fat dude that called me Princess....

Eventually that dude drank his way out of my life, and I left him an a small cat at my apartment. 

Before I left I fed a lush bartender a home cooked meal and then gave

him six years. (nonconsecutive)  

 That man eventually beat me up, and our relationship grew toxic and I fell in love with Michael on my first date with him in January 2013. 

Now I got over Michael and this fag put me in the cycle! 

Plus, I got fat again.