Friday, May 05, 2006

My movie....500 words or less.

That means I have to of drank at least 6 glasses of wine as well....


Smile friend.

Ok, so Simon is a college student moving to Montreal to McGill U. to study political science, and he meets this girl who is apart of these gangsters in Philly who have a friend that moved to just north of montreal, and got citizenship to buy a warehouse just to grow..... and make......then they figured out a fool proof passage over the border.
Simon and this girl smash, and she's pregnant, and decides to have this baby.
Right after she gets pregnant and takes the booty back across the border, Quebec votes, and seperates from Canada, and the Cree
(Native american territory in North Quebec owned by the Cree Indians which is Native americans all moved to this northern terrority who all own the damn that gives power to almost all of canada, and some of the US)
Indians seperate and become thier own coutry. After that the Cree Native american's decide to hike up the prices for energy for the US, and the US decides to stop that by putting an Embargo on Quebec....which in turn means that Amber can't bring goods from the warehouse she owns in part from Canada.
To stop this right after she's had the child and Simon's come to American to see his son, she and all her people decide to Kidnap a mayor and call themselves Quebecois terrorists to get the Embargo off, and the United states declares war on Quebec and the Cree, and the US invades Quebec, and the cree get scared that the US will take their land as well, so they threaten the US with a Nuke, and the US says it will with draw the troops from Quebec as long as the Cree back down their nukes, and the mayor of Philly is released.
The gangsters give back the mayor, and the girl blames the Quebecois father of her child, and Montreal and Quebec are bombed...end of movie.

Smile.

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