Vain cunt.

You may have heard the good news. Recently I was proclaimed as the P.G.O.T.P., an exciting prospect for an ugly duckling like myself.

I did always have a sort of fascination with Swans. On three separate occasions have I seen tundra swans in the wild, mute swans are of the old world, and there for not the quite same rare.

I have also been declared princess, but I’m not sure of what. Since monarchies are for show, I’ll keep my rules and thoughts to myself, and avoid the press.

Interesting things keep coming, I’m just too much for this little town to handle. It’s hard being the most exciting thing in Atlantic City. I know, that’s how I feel. Tiny crazy red head.

The vanity and narcissism in me grows by the minute. Save yourself, my ego might take over.