Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Clone fucker


Would you murder your clone if you caught it having sex with your partner?

“Yes. I would fuck my clone up. I could kick my clones ass! Disrespect me, go behind my back and disobey me! You are me! He’s an asshole, I know, I made him!” Dylan says with fervor as we watch Multiplicity.

“The clone doesn’t get to decide what it wants! I made it! If you want your clone for emotional support or to have sex with it, so let them have that, but it’s your clone. It has to do what you say!” In finishing, he makes me change the channel.

This is a typical Monday.

Who would you rather have sex with Al Pacino or Robert dinero?

"I don’t like having sex with guys, so I’d make my clone do it."

1 comment:

Pizza Party said...

my name is dylan, too, but i am not your friend's clone!